"In your absence I find other forms of amusement. "

What the fuck?  Who sent that?  Luke, was that you?

Or, as I suspect...Near?  Would Near send something like that, however?  Or is this something the other Mello would do?  Perhaps I am meant to think of Near, when in reality he was the one who sent it?  Well, fuck.  Why he would think I'd care, ( Read more... )

Found chocolate on my bed, supposedly from Luke.  It's better than the stuff I request from the Indigeo anyway, so that's a plus.

Though now I'm wondering if Luke did something again- last time he gave me chocolate it was after he stole my clothes.  I don't notice anything missing, but...

It's that, or he's trying to "court" me.  That's kind of ( Read more... )

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If what Near tells me is true, and that girl saw our names, then I'm screwed.  He is too, but...whatever.  I'm not dead yet, and...how many days to have left?  That must have been about a week ago, so just over two weeks.  I think I've got about 16 days?  So if I'm still alive in 16 days, I don't think I have to worry ( Read more... )

There's going to be a ball.  The puss' idea.  I wouldn't go, except I want to have fun.

And what could be more fun than dragging Near to a party and putting him out of his element?  I think that's fun; I think that could be funny!  I could use a laugh, considering...

Going to the ball?
Fuck.  Outta chocolate again.

...well, got my clothes back a few days ago.  Guess that's important to note in here?  I suppose...

Looks like I have a dinner to attend to tomorrow night.  ...and I need a date.

[screened to Near]
...yeah, uhm.  I need to go with someone.  Wanna come?
[/screened to Near]

LUKE YOU BASTARD, GET BACK HERE WITH MY FUCKING CLOTHES!

[Screened to Near]
My roommate ran off with my clothes.  If you want to meet, it's going to have to be in my room.
[/Screened to Near]

Wonderful.  The Warden pays us a little visit to get requests for items, I merely ask for better chocolate, and what does he give me?

A chocolate recipe book.

A fucking book.

Ha.Ha.Ha.  Very funny.  Seriously, Mr. Warden, your sense of humor ceases to amaze me.  What's next?  A cork gun?  Fucking incompetent prick.

On another note, I ought to pay Near ( Read more... )

Well fuck.  Luke and I have a new roommate, it would seem, and it's a girl ( Read more... )